Announcing APP
I am starting a new political party. The Afrikaner Political Party (APP). It will be in a coalition with the Democratic Party (DA). With Afrikaner, I mean everyone that speaks a little Afrkaans. Say “Asseblief en Dankie” thats all you need. Southout to my homegirl Charlize Theron, Hancock was an awesome movie.
The current (dynamic) roles are:
| Member | Roles |
|---|---|
| Chris Cordier | president |
| Louis Cordier | minister of education, minister of energy |
| Elon Musk | minister of finance |
Elon this will be a remote, strictly a 4 hour work week kinda gig. We will do everything over video chat. It shouldn’t take too much of your time.
BRICS
South Africa is exiting BRICS (those countries don’t have excellent engineering heritage). Instead we are joining the “axis of evil”, Germany and Japan. Sorry Italy, we are taking your place. ;p
The term “axis of evil” is itself a portmanteau of the Axis powers of WWII (Nazi Germany, Fascist Italy, and Imperial Japan) and the Cold War era “Evil Empire” (the Soviet Union as described by Ronald Reagan).
Capital
Since @elonmusk lost this round, the executive capital is moving back to Cape Town. Suck it Tuks your pass rate is too high, Maties rule!
For the kiddiez
Kiddies, I am bringing back corporal punishment.
